Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Typical Lunchtime Conversations in the Staffroom

1.)
accountant:
Hitomi-san, did you know there's a snail in the kitchen sink?

tea lady:
Ehh?! What?

handyman:
Yea, I saw it in the sink this morning.

tealady:
What? Why didn't you take care of it?
* handyman shrugs nonchalantly

2.)
1st grade history teacher: Where's Louise?

(*note: I was sitting right in front of him in the same seat as every other day. It is probably also important to note that there are only 6 seats at the lunch table.)

English teacher & handyman [pointing to me]: She's right here.

1st grade history teacher [giggles like a school girl]: Oh, I didn't see her because of the black clothing.

(*note 2: My surroundings were neither dark nor black, so I didn't really blend into anything.)

3.) School lunch item of the day: weird-looking potatoes

handyman: The potatoes are sweet.

tealady [in exaggerated anime-like tone after taking a bite]: Sweet!

nurse: It's sweet, isn't it?

English teacher: It's sweet.




Ah...the joys of understanding a little bit of Japanese! =)

1 comment:

Hoa said...

wow! you understand more in less than a year in Japan than me watching anime for 5 years. way to go! =) Are you taking japanese language courses? (btw... i think you should move to shanghai with us!)